"Sir Issac Newton is not only credited with the laws of Gravity but also with the invention of the Cat Flap." Man in the Know

"The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others." Anonymous

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Matt Pennington

"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." Casey Stangel

"The definition of a consultant: someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time, and then charges you for the privilege." Letter in The Times

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." Henry Kissinger

"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job." Brian Clough